The Walk of Life

Hi folks, haven't been blogging for a couple of days! Well, just one of those days when you were so overloaded with other matters! It's good to be back here again and to start it off, how about something light to get your day going. Have a great day.!

These are interesting sayings and are worth pondering about!!!!

I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

If it's true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for?

Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.

"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. My desk, is a work station.... what more can I say..........

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ?

Save water. Shower with your friend. Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry; and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

Never put off till tomorrow, what you can put off today.

Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop.

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk !

"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours !

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

When two's company, three's the result !

A dress is like a barbed fence It protects the premises without restricting the view.

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn.

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

Throughout one's life-time, you never fail to be tickled by some News Clips! Suppose with such a hilarious headline, it gets "ATTENTION" but sometimes you just wonder if they were done on purpose or just plain dumb! Here is a collection that I have and do enjoy and have a good laugh! At least you get a healthy dose of laughter, a health tonic in life!:-

Above 25 still considered Teens ?

Some smart Attorney this is!

The camouflage must be darn good eh?

The person who can identify him please stand-up?

Sounds very much like here!

For suicide cases perhaps

Maybe the Fed's expect to find dogs?

The timing is all wrong!!

What do you expect?

Supreme Court greater than the Supreme!!!!!!

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Just 3 days back, my daughter, dawn passed her driving tests and obtained her first Provisional Licence. To be honest, I do not know how she could have passed for right up to the night before the test, she was still struggling with gears, reverse parking and a few more. This bring to mind a story I heard from a friend and sharing it here to illustrate the fact that generally most women are not good with cars.

A few days ago a foreman was having some work done at his local garage. A beautiful, classy blond came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten knob. The men all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten knob?' She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I have lost it and need a new one.' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The foreman gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, it's right there.'

If you're not sure what a 710 is Click Here

However, women are much better in things like financial planning! To illustrate this second point here is another story.

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father dies, he figured he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment seminar, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her,"but in just a few years, my father will die and I'll inherit US$200 million."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card .... and three weeks later, she became his stepmother.

Further to my earlier post on the debacle of the Shanghai Tycoon and his Four Mistresses, I received another rather cheeky comparison between a wife and a girlfriend!

Some says:-

• Wife is like TV, Girlfriend is like Hand-phone.


• At home watch TV, Go out bring HP.


• No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.


• Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with HP.


• TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.


• TV is big, bulky and most of the time old but HP is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.


• Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding.


• Most Important, TV got remote but HP don't have.


• Last but not least.......TV do not have virus but HP have VIRUS......Once you get it, God help you!

In conclusion, TV is the Better Choice!

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