The Fortune Teller
Nowadays one seldom bump into fortune tellers or seek one out for consultation. Maybe I am out of touch with such things and the last time I met any fortune tellers were at the Central Market a couple of years ago.
I am sure many of you must have had experienced consultation with a fortune teller! I had when I was just starting out in life and was keen to know my future! Invariably one is curious about who they will become in future! Common things we want to know were wealth, health and girlfriends! Honestly none of them seem very good when I look back! Totally different from what they told me. I guess in life there is no guarantee for such things as wealth and health etc. One fortune teller said I am going to have 4 wives! Waaah! If that is the case I won't be alive today! Either I was murdered by one of the wives or mother-in-laws or perhaps ended up in an asylum for insanity!
The best joke was King Solomon in the Bible! He had 700 wives and concubines! Compared to the Chinese Emperors that's nothing for they used to have 3000 plus! Yet King Solomon was called a wise King! I cannot see how a man with 700 mother-in-laws can be wise! The kids alone would have driven you up the Wailing Wall! Maybe that's why it was named that! hehe! I am just joking of course not.
Well I am not really talking about fortune tellers but want to share with you this e-fortune teller available online! Hey! getting high tech too in this discipline classified as soccery! Don't believe me? why not check out Facestat and see for yourself! It was my buddy kuanhoong who introduced me to this internet fortune teller! I know you cannot resist this so go ahead and let me know how good is Facestat! You can check your friends too for FREE!
No, I will not visit any fortune teller ever… it is against the Words of Lord. My future is in God’s hand… and I don’t need fortune teller…
Even though there may be no relation between wise and the number of wives, the joke is quite good!
It is said that Chinese Emperors had 3000 plus concubines but not wives. But many of them had not the chance to meet the king at all.
It seems that they were more likely to be some kind of vase more than women….
so sad
Great! trinity neither would I now! Anyway Facestat is not about fortune telling! Its a fun tool for people to describe what they think your face tells them! haha!
Yes rasterbator! Chinese Emperors are terrible! You are right, many of these concubines were like prisoners in a small little room the rest of their lives! so sad.
Hmm maybe I should try to upload your face and check you out ^_^
Alas real fortune tellers are now a thing of the past, it’s all online now.