Of Wives And Girlfriends
Further to my earlier post on the debacle of the Shanghai Tycoon and his Four Mistresses, I received another rather cheeky comparison between a wife and a girlfriend!
Some says:-
- Wife is like TV, Girlfriend is like Hand-phone.
- At home watch TV, Go out bring HP.
- No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
- Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with HP.
- TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.
- TV is big, bulky and most of the time old but HP is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.
- Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding.
- Most Important, TV got remote but HP don't have.
- Last but not least.......TV do not have virus but HP have VIRUS......Once you get it, God help you!
In conclusion, TV is the Better Choice!
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