What Men Think of Marriage
After my recent post Truth in a Joke, about the words women used, it would be nice to know the views of some well known men on the topic of Marriage! Personally I am unable to come up with such humorous views.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." (James Holt McGavran)
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." (Patrick Murray)
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... (Anonymous)
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. (Milton Berle)
Those are so funny! The Milton Berle one cracks me up!
I can’t even imagine forgetting my wife’s birthday.
The Patrick Murray one was hilarious!
Now, where on earth do all these stereotypes come from?
Kirk