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Improving Marital Relationships

Posted on November 10, 2009
Filed Under Life Experiences |

Lately, we read from the local News Media some advise on improving marital relationships from avoiding boring pyjamas, to using exotic fragrances, to breadth that reek of fried fish cakes! You can read about it Here.

Apparantly, the divorce rate in certain States in Malaysia is on the increase which give the Authorities some worries and that was some advise given to help improve the situation.

In my own opinion, one very important aspect is for men and women to understand the reality of a Marriage after the romantic period is over. What is more informative than the real life experiences of married people and what they come to understand. Here are some humorous collection of what others say about marriage and remember that many a truth is uttered in a joke!

It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.

It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

A male customer asked "Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?"

Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.

One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!

Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?

Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going through hell.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.

You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

"When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife" Prince Philip

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